A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.
When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".
1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!
Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!
2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?
Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!
The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.
Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?