A fork of Rural Dictionary
the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. You then take a picture and post it on facebook. Brownie points for random places to owl.
person1: i planked all day, and broke the world record!
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o
a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested
"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"
A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.
Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
Another word for joint or spliff.
"Spark Another Owl" by Cypress Hill
A more powerful version of owned. Origin: a mouse or some rabbit getting owned so bad by an owl in the night. Usually followed with an animated version of an owl dancing.
John McCain was owled by Barak Obama on The United States presidential election of 2008.
LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.