A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey Jessica, will you come over and be big spoon, because you are the best PAF ever!!!
PAF stands for pretentious art fuck. These are the people that think, because they make good art, they are owed some sort of entitlement by the general public.
That bastard Hitler used to be a real PAF in his hayday until he was rejected by that Vienna art school.
Punk As F*ck, otherwise known as PAF. Generally used to describe someone who tries too hard to be "hardcore" or "punk". PAF kids generally aquire their clothing at places like Hot Topic. Their apparel generally includes: band t-shirts, skate shoes, dickies pants, basketball caps, spiked wristbands and belts, etc. A PAF person is basically just a poser.
Guy 1: "Dude that guy is so PAF." Guy 2: "Oh God mr. Hot Topic is coming over." PAF kid: "Hey guys whats up?" Guy 1: "I like your shirt, I love Alexisonfire. Did you see them when they came through town?" PAF kid: "Uh.... yeah. It was bitchin!" Guy 2: "You totally bought that shirt at Hot Topic didn't you?" PAF kid: "NO... well, yeah I did." Guy 1: "Tard"