Country Dictionary

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pay day spawn camping

Almost a direct result of the recession though it has been observed prior to it. It is the act of going to a friend or family members house and waiting until they either come home with a check or decide to go cash it in an effort to borrow money.

Sue: Someone has been in the Johnson's front yard for about an hour and they aren't home. Should we call the police? Nate: Nah thats just Bob's brother Guy, he's been pay day spawn camping every other Friday since he lost his job. Sue: Poor thing, damn economy.

by Dr. Spoonenstien February 10, 2010

pay day is the yay day

phrase denoting the day of the week when one receives his/her paycheck as the day they spend said paycheck on cocaine.

Tomorrow's Thursday...you know what that means pay day is the yay day

by bmc~ October 03, 2012

pay a gay day

august 11 is pay a gay day. you need to pay your gay freind as much as they want.

gay: oh it’s pay a gay day today😏😏 freind: how much you want then gay: 50 quid freind: fuck you x

by DarthVadersNan July 04, 2021

pay your ex day

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.

"Where's my money?" "What are you talking back" "It's national pay your ex day" "Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"

by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019

Pay Day

A Pay Day is when you have unprotected anal sex and you get a small peanut lodged in your pee hole. You then find a friend and pee on them, shooting the peanut in their direction, like the Pay Day candy bar.

Charles played a prank on me by hiding my phone. I got him back with a Pay Day! Boy was he surprised.

by scratchedtaint June 21, 2022

BF pay for nails day

April 8th is the official, international holiday “BF pays for your nails”. On this day, he must pay for a fresh set on your hands & toes, and if he misses it, he must accept your biweekly fills as a regular expense until the next year (if not already)

“It’s 4/8, gotta send my girl $200 for her nails. I forgot it was international BF pay for nails day.”

by cvntyqveen April 08, 2024

National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)

Person 1: omg its your birthday!! person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over! Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*

by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 05, 2023