Country Dictionary

Period Blow Job When it is that time of the month for your wife or girlfriend and you at least get a blow job.

Kirk: Totally sucked, went out of town for the weekend with my girlfriend and it was that time of the month, what a buzz kill. Jason: Well, did you at least get a PBJ? Kirk: Yea, of course. Guess that was better than nothing!

Podium Blow Job. As in a BJ given under a podium

1: Yo! How'd you get an A in politics? 2: Totally gave the prof a PBJ

Pussy and Blow Job. When your wife/girlfriend gives you head then let's you stick it in her vag.

That was an amazing PBJ last night honey.

A paper bag job: a male/female with an incredible body whose face unfortunately doesn't match. Can also be known as BOBFOC (body off bay watch, face off crime watch)

Bob: daayuum that girl's body be banging Dylan: that mug though Bob: definitely a PBJ

A combination of peanutbutter, jelly, and a blow job. One person spreads peanutbutter over their genitals while the other puts jelly in their mouth and blows them.

Tyler: Dude, did you get some from that chick last night? Kyle: Yeah, and we were hella hungry so we gave eachother PBJs. Tyler: Nice.

Pity Blow Job. A notch below a pity fuck, but one above PHJ. Its a blow job without much effort or passion from her end. It's sort of like a job she's waiting to be done with.

I didn't get any tail last night, but I did get a PBJ, and that'll suffice.

Pasta Blowjob - you get a blow job while eating pasta. Pretty neat.

This underage chick from last night offered me a PBJ today. She delivered.