Country Dictionary

the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

haha he doesnt have a penis

Penis

Penis

The funniest word ever

Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"

A male genital that you wish was longer.

How long is your penis?

A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.

Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes

A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.

Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.