A fork of Rural Dictionary
word meaning the opposite or used for sarcasm
person 1: i dropped the halfpipe first time i ever skated
Person 2: yeah as in plough
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Person 1: i dropped the halpipe first time i ever skated
Person 2: plough you did
In the video game The Witcher 2, you will often hear enemy soldiers shout that sentence. Lilies are the emblem of the kingdom of Temeria. In essence "Plough the lilies" means "Fuck the Temerians"
Bar patron: Look, Temerian soldiers!
Other patron: Plough the lilies!
'Ploughing' refers to a specific type of sexual intercourse where one is entered so powerfully that they feel they are being ploughed. Originates from Alderney and can be used as a casual expression to indicate one's sexual desires or activities. The letters 'DTP' are colloquially and frequently used as a shortened phrase. 'DTFP' is also a common alternative.
'Georgie is down to plough tonight.'
'Poppy wants to harvest the grain'
'George is going to plough that field'
When you really cannot be bothered to tidy the clothes from your bedroom floor, so you use your foot to 'plough' them into a little pile. Very useful if you need to get to the door/bed/wardrobe, and you need to make clothes-free routes!
A method very popular with students the world over.
Housemate 1: I can't even get into my bedroom. There are too many clothes on the floor!
Housemate 2: Mate, you totes need to Clothes-Plough!
Housemate 3: Plough dems clothes!
A term used to describe ones willingness to sleep with a person given the opertunity.
"Dave check out that ckick over there!!!!!"
"Wood plough."
A term used to describe the insertion of fingers in the Vagina or Anus. Also known as Fingering
Guy1: Dude what were you doing with her on that couch??
Guy2: Finger Ploughing dude
Guy1: Sweet, anything else?
Guy2: Nah, she wouldn't let me fully plough.
Guy1: Shame