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A horrid mixture of soggy fried potato, sausage, and saffron. To date, it has never been served at any restaurant. About as appetizing as a Boston pancake.
Only a monkey would want to eat hash brown paella.
The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.
He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.