A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you set your IM status to when taking a shit at the office.
I'll catch you guys in 10, I've got to take care of some paperwork.
A marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the participants to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other--quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/lust. Very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.
Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks. Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.
the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation
Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce. Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.
Wiping your ass after taking a shit.
Girlfriend knocks on bathroom door: "Almost done in there?" You: "Yep, just doing the paperwork"
Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.
Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork. Wife: Hope everything works out OK.
Discreet way of saying you gotta take a shit. Can be used in present or past tense.
“I’ll be right back, I have to file some paperwork quick.” “Sorry I’m late, I was tied up filing some paperwork at the office.”