Country Dictionary

Peeweed (Pee-Whead) - Noun Definition: Seaweed from the Pacific Ocean Surf that generally comes with bodily fluid overflowing from sewage such as Pee, Feces, and Semen.

Example: “Hey Bro, I just got this new Trader Joe’s seaweed. Want a taste?” Paul: “No bro I’m okay, I have some tasty Peeweed on the table here.”

A creature that holds not one definition. Peewee means everything. He means love. He means salvation. Peewee is what holds the tendrils of the universe together. Peewee is all.

Our lord and savior Peewee eats the hateful

To pee and to wee at the same time.

Holy shit dude! I'm peewee'ing right now!

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.

The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

The arch in your best friends back when he fucks your wife doggystyle.

Charlie gave cookie a hell of a "peewee hill" in the red dodge.

Pussy Peewee is a person who is homosexual, very small body/penis, and very afraid of most daily actions such as getting money or bitches.

Wow Tay have you seen how big of a Pussy Peewee Drew has been the past year since he got with horsegirl!

A former childs love who got caught for masturbating in the XXX theater publicly. Can be known as a verb for masturbating.

Damn that guy was doing peewee herman at 85 MPH!