A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb (To pelican): The act of holding the end of your foreskin just before you ejaculate so that you can catch the semen within your foreskin, which may then be taken to the nearest desired receptacle to be deposited.
"Ah dude, I was jacking off last night and just before I came I realized I had no tissues so I had to pelican it so I wouldn't make a mess"
A verb or adjective used to prevent someone from entering your dorm room because you are having intercourse.
Person 1: "Hey, imma need to pelican tonight with this slam piece." Person 2: "Atta boy" *fist bump*
another word for an alcoholic derived through the fact that pelicans can take large amounts of liquids into their mouths ex. a person taking a large amount of liquor into their mouth and swallowing it without vomiting or spitting it out
Guy1: Damn man, he just drank that whole 40 in one drink! Guy2: He must be one of those pelicans they said not to bring to the party!
When you have to pump your friend up to a chick because he cannot get laid on his own merits. Taken from the feeding habits of the Pelican. Baby Pelicans cannot digest food on their own, they only eat partially digested food from the parent.
"Dude, how many times must I Pelican for you?"
A man who defeats all competition. Although his gull can hold a large amount he only choses to hold one special thing in it, making sure to never let it fall. They waste no time, once they desire something they quickly scoop it up and sore high above the world. They are not good sharers
You were so focused on not falling, you never gave any thought to a pelican coming by and scooping you up.