A fork of Rural Dictionary
a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.
Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.
The after-party of the pride parade.
Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.
One who pops pimples with a purple penis
Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper
Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.
Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.
"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.
a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.
watch out, Megan can be a real penis popper when she gets to excited.
The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"