A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.
guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin
When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.
True story:
I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?
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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.
a giant african approaches you at a seedy party with seedy intentions. he grabs your arm and, with a seedy glint in his eye, he says," ey". he nods his gangster hoodie in your direction and continues," wunnuh pesh?" you then run away laughing until you wee yourself.
you can use this in any situation, e.g. when taking the mickey outa old striddy, when tuning a hottie at a pulse or bluelight or, when giving an impression of a gangster from inala.
ey wunnuh pesh?
Another word for money.
I need to get a job to make some pesh.