A fork of Rural Dictionary
The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"
Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo What did you do about it? I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office. I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
Verb Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
My phone Peter Parkered and I need to call my boss in five minutes!
When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.
someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.
My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker
TONY STARK’S (AND STEPHEN STRANGE’S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE
PETER PARKER IS TONY’S SON, FIGHT ME
The sexiest bitch to walk this planet.
Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.