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1. To be utterly shat on in any competition.

2. Losing so bad you shouldn't have even tried.

3. Being rejected by a stripper.

After Julie got phelpsed in beer pong she was wasted.

The act of getting in trouble via facebook picture in which someone has tagged you while engaging in any activity in which you did to expect or desire to be made public.

Origin: Reference to US Olympian Michael Phelps who was outed for smoking pot at a party after a photo of him smoking a bong appeared in a British tabloid.

1. I got phelpsed for hanging out with my ex-girlfriend last weekend

2. I knew I was phelpsed when my boss asked me where I learned to do a one-handed kegstand

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.

Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.

When you fuck a house up so bad from a party it causes future parents to say no to their kids when asked about having a party

“Hey did you hear about the huge fucking party mike had?”
“Nah what happened?”
“Like 150 people showed up and were phelpsing the fuck out of his house”
“Wow! Holy fucking dick cheese!”

v.

To smoke some pot, especially out of a bong.

When I go phelpsing, I make sure I have nothing important to do afterwards, because I'd be too high!

To choke at the end of a race. Named after a choke by Michael Phelps to lose a race at the 2012 London Olympics.

The swimmer was Phelpsing it it by slowing up at the end of the race.

The scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.

"I'm most excited about it's Michael Phelpsness!"