A fork of Rural Dictionary
A furtive pigeon who will come to your doorstep mysteriously. He will ask you for food but you must refuse him, or something horrible will happen...
Prison inmate: how’d you end up in this crazy house? You: Philip. He got me with his avian deception *shakes fist maniacally*, curse YOU PHILIP!!!
A very malnourished boy. Philip's typically are HUGE Diary of a Wimpy kid fans, and will do anything to get the attention of Jeff Kinney (the author of the franchise). He is not afraid to kill his family and friends to get any Diary of Wimpy Kid merchandise. In Fact I refused to give a Philip my Diary of Wimpy Kid Dog Days movie poster, and now he is after me. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY MESSAGE OUT THERE. HELP ME I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN SURVIVE.
Man your reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid, don't go Philip on us.
Philip is a person with a great personality and great in bed. Philip is a guy you want to be around, he spreads love and kindness to everyone he sees. He loves to take ladys home and in his bed
That kid who always sends you memes on the bus when your just trying to win in head soccer but then u send one back cuz u feel like it and then he has a seizure and starts cracking up
Bro why are u sending me pics of Thanos’ Penis Philip?
An attractive young man who knows just what to say to win my heart...he plays the right songs and always makes me smile. Quick witted, and sweet, and all around great person i don't ever want to live without. He might be a bit peculiar at times and a bit distant, but great all the same. He is what makes a guy...everything about him is manly. This guy has it all even when he is missing something. And he is smoken hot no matter what.
Philip is the guy who who can always fix things that are broken.
(n)fil-lip An amazing individual with strong characteristics. Though at times may been seen as uneasy, he can always find confidence within his friends.
That Philip sure is something.