A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phlog, n. A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews
Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly
To fire a blow-torch directly at one's penis for a extended amount of time
Man, yesterday i slept with that Makima cosplayer and she was phlogging me the whole night!