Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.

"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."

by Phil Meballs March 02, 2009

Piñata Nigger

defamatory remarks towards Hispanics. Esp those illegals from Mexico ruining the USA. F uck amnesty. GO HOME!

aye! you see dem brown Piñata Niggers over der, eatin those bean n cheese burritos... playing pin the tail on the wetback? fuck dem poor spics. GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU ILLEGALS!!!!

by T. Martin December 06, 2013

data piñata

Big Data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out.

The Big Data Scientist made a Twitter data piñata and found that Saturdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.

by dgarcia_eu January 16, 2015

piñata girl

A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.

Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin? DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus. Tony: What a piñata girl! DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?

by SlingdogMillionaire October 23, 2013

Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.

"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?" "What?" "I gave her a Belgian Piñata!" "Niiiiiiice!"

by Bobby pyn 79 June 20, 2009

Sad Piñata

It's when you hang someone (most possibly yourself) near bar or pub where people have fun and ruin their good time. But hey, now there's piñata anyway.

-Hey Tom, let's go out to that bar behind the corner. -Naah bruh, it's closed after that sad piñata.

by SadPiñata October 15, 2020

Piñata Party

A “piñata party” is where a bunch of guys wrap a girl in a Mexican Poncho and smack her in the face with their dicks. The game is over when she gets a nosebleed.

Greg met his wife of 20 years at a Piñata Party where Greg showed up late and unfortunately wasn’t able to get any English behind any of his smacks due to the odd angle he found himself in due to an old softball injury.

by Special Dicklivery August 08, 2019