A fork of Rural Dictionary
Building up air pressure in a girl during sex, cumming in her, then pressing down on her stomach to watch the queef splatter it all on the wall.
I performed The Picasso last night with my girl, it was a beautiful work of art!
An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.
Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.
The art fucking a girl on her period and ejaculating, creating the permanent canvas on the bedsheet that can only be compared to the abstract art that is The Picasso.
“Yeah man, I was too horny so I just did The Picasso there and then”
“You absolute degenerate”
Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.
See also Monet and Van Gogh
'That bird mings, what a Picasso'
or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'
e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders
After cumming in a girls back(the canvas). Use your dick (the brush)to draw a picture with the cum, open a pack of glitter and sprinkle it on her back.
When she gets up and the loose glitter falls leaving only the one stuck to your cum you can proceed to apreciate your artwork!
Talk about arts n crafts! I gave this girl "the picasso" once, she liked it so much she got a tattoo of it to make it permanent!