A fork of Rural Dictionary
A penis; particularly one that is quite small in stature.
Pull up your pants, mate! I don't wanna see yo tiny-ass hairy piddle!
To fondle, especially in association with little boys.
Look at that playground full of scrumptious little boys; I'd love to piddle each and every one of them.
1. To shake it three times. 2. To wander around, kicking small animals. 3. To urinate.
1. If you piddle after pissing, you're having too much fun. 2. Don't piddle in my flower bed! 3. I took the dog to piddle, and look, she did.
Drops of piss left after male urination onto the toilet seat.
1. I'm so sick of this kid forgetting to clean his piddle off my toilet seat.. 2. Jenny's toilet is stained because of her careless boyfriend leaving his piddle all over it.
verb (used without object), piddled, piddling. 1. to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around): He wasted the day piddling around. 2. Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate. U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time. U.K uses piddling to mean urinating
U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet