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Pigskin

Firm but furry. Very similar to rat fingers but more smooth. The pigskin ancestors are moles and weasels, sometimes mistaken for ferrets. Also used as house insulation, but u have to wear protective gear because it carries viral infections such as rabies, diabetes, obesity, pneumonia, etc.

Guy 1: “Hey, I like your insulation!” Guy 2: “Thanks it’s made out of pigskin. That’s how I got so fat. It carried obesity.”

by thehotnikkostripper January 06, 2020

pigskin

A derogatory term used to describe a person of caucasian descent.

I hate that pigskinned honkey.

by TheStruggleGod December 31, 2015

Pigskinning

The sexual act of two people taking a football and shoving it between their anuses. Both people then in turn push as hard as they can, trying to penetrate the other with the football. The person who penetrates the other stands up with arms up yelling 'TOUCHDOWN!' as they run away.

John: Do you wanna try pigskinning tonight? Frank: Nah, last time when I lost I was sore for a week.

by Jesus Crisco August 04, 2014

pigskin

The oval shaped ball aka a football which is tossed around in the sport of American Football. Named this because the first footballs were made of pig leather.

Forest would not let go of the pigskin even after scoring a touchdown

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

pigskin

1. a football 2. the game of football

They played the best game of pigskin ever.

by Light Joker September 22, 2005

pigskin

While performing a rimjob on a female human, the act of licking her anus and then transferring the fecal matter via the tongue into her vaginal cavity.

"I pigskinned your mom last night."

by michael kelley May 09, 2003

pigskin pussy

1. when a broad has one of theose slimmey clammy cunts,that looks dead and devours cocks like a venus flytrap 2. when a shaved pussy resembles a bowl of pork rinds 3. her pussy reminded me of 3 pounds of head cheese left out in the sun for a few hours

man i had my cock in a chick with pigskin pussy, the labia had like thorns and ratty hairs and shit,, was like fucking a sty!! hey man,, i just fucked a chick with pigskin pussy she told me the jets would win if i did man did i get fucked big time, reminded me of a bowl of pork rinds !! jesus ,, did you get a wiff of that pussy, reminded me of old head cheese

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009