A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.
Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?
to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.
If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?