A fork of Rural Dictionary
Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
A fast, sketchy, clapped out motorcycle usually older model. Usually a total deathtrap
Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*
I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap
A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal
Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile
A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.
During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.