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pissing contest

Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.

Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 03, 2004

pissing contest

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.

Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.

by Tom Mitchell June 06, 2006

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 30, 2004

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!! PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008

pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.

I challenge you to a pissing contest!

by C-bo July 14, 2004

Urban pissing contest

A battle between contemporaries, as to who has submitted the most Urban Dictionary entries.

CPiz: "I now have 6 Urban Dictionary entries to your 4" DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then" CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!" DGiz: "Eat a dick"

by ThePonderer December 06, 2016

Youtube Pissing Contest

Not to be confused with Youtube War A malicious Youtube Party that occurs when more than one Youtube Nuisance congregates and begins watching Youtube videos, usually amongst friends or groups of people. The Youtube Nuisances will suggest/search videos they believe are amusing in an increasingly aggressive fashion, often interrupting each others' videos to do so. This alternating of videos back and forth will often produce a massive Youtube Vortex of which the audience is involved, usually against their wills, and ends with all parties no longer interested in Youtube videos and leaving the original Youtube Nuisances aggravated and abhorrent.

Bob and Ned had a Youtube Pissing Contest last night. Ned started off watching Rock Sugar videos but Bob kept switching over to butt crack fetish videos. By midnight we all wanted to kill each other but went out for drinks instead.

by Tnadz October 20, 2010