A fork of Rural Dictionary
pizza facing is the act of jerking off and allowing the ejaculate to run all over the girl's face, like gooey cheese on a hot pizza.
Steve: dude Rob i totally pizza faced your sister!
Rob: That's not cool man
Steve: She thought it was, she loved it!
Someone with acne so bad, their face resembles a delicious pizza.
Person: man look at pizza face johnny over there with his boils and all that there pepperoni and greasy cheese. I could just eat his face!
A face covered in blood, resulting from eating out a girl while she is menstruating, and the untimely menstrual discharge covering the muncher's face.
Aaron: How was your night after you left the party with that chick?
John: I don't want to talk about it.
Aaron: Come on man, spill the beans.
John: Dude, I got some bad Pizza Face, and you know that sort of stuff grosses me out to the max
Someone who has a bad case of acne. Whiteheads for the mozzerella and red blotches for the sauce.
Man, did you see the shape of Frank? He's got some fuckin pizza face that kid!
Noun) 1. When you're face is covered in thrown-up or regurgitated pizza.
2. The act of punching your partner as hard as you can in the stomach during sex
in the missionary position to cause them to vomit on your face. Although this
move is recommended not to try unless you have an ample amount of paper towels,
it is said to be extremely arousing.
Eric: So I got pizza face yesterday.
Ronald: Oh wow, you must have been out of moves.
Brianna: It was the hottest thing ever!
Sharon: How the fuck is pizza face hot?