A fork of Rural Dictionary
The compliment of toilet paper placed in the bowl to prevent back splash while dropping your ploppies
Roger:
"Hey jerry, i just dropped some hanus nards from my anus"
Jerry:
"Did you lay down a ploppy pad?"
Roger:
"Naturally"
It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.
"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"
When Trump shits in Hillary's mouth during a debate.
TRUMP JUST SHIT IS HILLARYŚ MOUTH....... HE JUST MADE TRUMP PLOPPIES!!!!!
A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!
Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?
Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.
When your penis gets so happy, it flops up and down.
"Dude, I saw Jenny in the hall today, my penis started to get ploppy."
"Hey, It's ploppy down there, I bet yours is floppy."
A particularly nasty bowel movement, especially if it is diarrhea. Often used with the verb drop.
I walked all around campus trying to locate an isolated bathroom so I could drop a hot sloppy ploppy.