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pole smoker

someone who inserts penises into their mouths on a regular basis.

Cusson is a pole smoker

by Spiffy Spleaf April 20, 2004

pole smoker

A nickname for a gay male because he loves to suck dick.

Ted: Hey Tommy you ole pole smoker you...
Tommy: Why? You looking to get your pole smoked or what?

gay fellatio

by TheBigCanucklehead March 22, 2015

Pole smoker

One who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis.

Maneka is such a pole smoker.

by Harry Bagpipe May 14, 2004

pole smoker

A dumbass whom serves no other purpose but to suck dick.

Usually your boss.

by ... January 18, 2004

Pole smoker

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs felacio on another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler and ass clown.

Sean Penn and all the French are pole smokers.

by Oogalie Boogalie April 15, 2003

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Pole smoker

1. The art of placing a male schlong in one's mouth and then performing oral pleasure on him.

2. A boss that has no idea on what is really going on at the pointy end, as they have spent all of the career shafting others to get to the the dizzy height they are currently at.

1. "Check out Crowy going for it, he is such a pole smoker"

2. Man our Superintendent is such a pole smoker

by gonadman March 31, 2007