A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beter bekend as 'n Poes Zonk. Dit is wanneer 2 hande teen mekaar gedruk word en dan word die voorkant by 'n dame se vagina ingeslaan as 'n grap as sy nie kyk nie. Almal lag altyd lekker. Handskoene word aanbeveel as sy 'n mini aan het.
Kyk hoe buk Gretel by Cindy se tafel, ek gaan haar gou gaan ponk
A word that is very versatile. Verb, noun, adjective. In its true form, a ponk is a situation that is of unfathomable hilarity (also known as "lolz"). There may also be a delicious twist of irony that accompanies the event (or may accompany the description of an event). The act of ponking is universal and may be related to "pwning" or "owning." If Ashton Kutcher were to make a new television show, it would be called "Ponked." Ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of QQing or TTing. A ponk is often the consequence of a GG. Conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage
As a noun, Me: Remember when we were about to sign a lease to that house? You: Then some bitches signed in front of us? Yeah. Me: What a ponk. As a verb, Me: Dude, remember that crazy landlord? You: Yeah we are about to ponk the shit out of her. Me: That's what she gets for getting us to try to sign a lease without seeing a house. As a an adjective, Me: That house over there is very ponky. You: Seriously.
A catchall exclamation, generally used when you have just caused something to explode or be launched in an unconventional manner.
1) player 1: (as he owns player 2 with a gravity hammer) PONK!!! 2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!
Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Yo, didja see Ponk in Secrets and Pies? Yah, bruh, she went absolutely fucking nuts!