A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who escapes from doing anything that is asked of them by claiming to need a poo.
*After Dinner*
Kim Jong Mum: Charles Can you do the dishwasher?
Charles: I need a poo
*Scarpers to the bathroom*
Kim Jong Mum: Wow he's a real Poodas Iscariot
TERM OF ENDEARMENT! Pet Name for pre-stage dating
I MISS YOU POODA WOO
When you awake from your slumber, and your eyes are glued shut from the Dream Fairy who ejaculated "pooda" on your face while asleep giving you Lucid dreams about other men.
I woke up with an erection but couldn't open my eyes, then realizing The Dream Fairy must have visited and shot pooda on my face.