Country Dictionary

Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope. A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial) It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload. ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?

David: Alright, it's wet...so I wanna know, who the hell was using my loofah? Amy: It's actually a "The Poof The Poof"...and it was me. Sorry.

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof. "Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

To have left without warning; vanished. Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual originating from the sound of a homosexuals fart after anal sex.

*Poof* "ooo, pardon me"

The British word for a homosexual (see faggit, homo, gay) that is one of many variations of someone who desires someone of their same gender. See example below

"Ya poof! You tryin ta bugger me?"

To appear or disappear as if by magic.

The General Manager came into the office and "Poof" her was gone. He poofed into the office.