A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet
I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop
The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.
Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.
I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.
A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.