A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be in the state of procrastinating.
1. I am being such a procrast right now by adding this to Urban Dictionary.
2. Stop being such a waste of life procrast.
Waiting till last moment
v (Procrasting)
i was procrasting for an importnant project untill my boss started shouting on me
The condition of productivity an individual may find themselves in due to avoiding a particular task.
He was avoiding his math homework, cleaning his apartment and taking out the garbage in a fit of procrastivity.
having the characteristics of a procrastinator
Hanna is so procrastic.
A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.
Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.
The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.
Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!
Procrastinating by means of defecation
I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.