A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of doing something that goes against all mortal logic and basic understanding aswell as denying the laws of physics.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.
A: @everyone
B: Could you not Pull a Jack
Take a Bite into some roast beef lookin pussy
Dude You Just Pull A Jack
I know It was the worst but it was worth it
someone (usually a male) who gets very excited over doing things with the opposite sex that others find mundane.
bro 1: were's sam?
bro 2: he's over there cuddling with elizabeth
bro 1: she's so drunk! practically unconscious!
*sam walks up*
sam: guys! guys! i was cuddling with elizabeth! i even put my hand on her ass!
bro 1: *whispers* he's pulling a jack
To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.
You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.
Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice
-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer
Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer
verb
The act of successfully staying awake for a full 24 hours without any form of rest whatsoever under the most extreme conditions known to man. This is almost always accompanied by having the fate of the entire world resting on your shoulders.
Those crazy fucking terrorists were up all night trying to attack as many different places as possible to kill millions upon millions of innocent people. But don't sweat it, luckily Mr. Smith was able to pull a Jack Bauer and save the entire world from its impending doom all by himself.
To work for 24 hours straight on something.
"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"