A fork of Rural Dictionary
Commonly used in certain tribes from the 1800s. The meaning of the word rego means dimwitted, self absorbed being or a person that cares about no one but theirselves.
Anna was talking for the whole period about her ex and Leslie was tired of it and said, "Will you shut up already he's a rego, he doesnt like you anymore. Take a hint"
Something that is heaps good, like paying for your vehicle registration for 12 months when you’re on your p-plates (Australia)
You: “Tim got the feature on the more chilli machine”
Me: “Rego”
A pompous ignoramus indigenous to and usually found in the vicinity of Southern California. Regards itself as oh so very educated and superior, but is incapable of independent thought and clings desperately to every myth it has ever caught wind of.
That rego has got to be kidding!
A dirty man, with bad hygiene, that tends to do things poorly. Resembles a troll that lives in a dirty cave, and sleeps in his own excrement. Tends to be the stuff little kids nightmares are made of. Most notably known for, "The Rego Touch".
Johnny: Aaaaaaaaaagggggghhhh!
Father: What is wrong Johnny?
Johnny: There's a Rego in my closet! And I'm afaid it's gonna give me the Rego Touch.
Father: It's ok, son. I'll just bring up the hose. Everyone knows that a Rego is afraid of water.
A disease that inflicts nice people. Not apparent in the first year of contracting the disease it slowly takes over your brain causing you to regret being born. Similar to toxoplasmosis in the way it functions. If you spend more than 4 hours around someone with this disease your immune system will be seriously compromised and medical attention is mandatory.
Guy: Oh man! Don't tell me you have Natasha Rego!
Guy2: Yeah, dude. Sucks to be me.
Guy: Get help dude!
Guy2: It's too late for me. Save yourself.
Guy: That's just the Natasha Rego talking man. Don't worry, but you're right I'm outta here.