A fork of Rural Dictionary
the douche at work that can do anything by himself; chronic liar; the one upper
Did you here ramboner's story today? What is it this time? He is able to squat his high school max... 1000 pounds.
That kickass manly feeling you get frrom watching a Rambo movie (preferably the latest one). Usually result in a large (not gay) boner. Also known as the type of boner rambo gets. Its very discreet, since he shows no emotion.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude i just saw the newest rambo and got an enormous ramboner.
Guy 2: I would have too if I were you.
Example 2:
(Blonde girl from latest movie touches Rambo's arm)
Bgflm: Did you just pop a-
Rambo: Burmesian's head off? Yea
Bgflm: Oh... thats what i was gonna say...
A word to describe enimies in the video game the forest
A random boner which orrurs during an unexpected time and place
I cant stand up i got a rambone.