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red alert

having to fart while at a bar.

yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....

by brandi-charity July 11, 2008

Red Alert 2

The shortened version of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. This is the second game in the Red Alert universe, taking place years after the first conflict with the Axis and Allies. New technology has since been invented, thus making both sides far more formitable than before. Abbreviation: RA2

Man, those Chrono Miner trucks are the coolest unit in Red Alert 2!

by Joseph D. Collins May 01, 2005

Red Alert 3

An RTS Game made by EALA, a wing of EA Games. It's a part of the Command and Conquer: Red Alert subfranchise. The first EA RTS which is awsome since Generals.

RA1 Fan: I HATE RA2 AND RED ALERT 3 BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY AND NOT SERIOUS!!! RA2 Fan: I HATE RA3 BECAUSE IT ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE RA2 LIKR I WANTED IT TO BE!!! Normal RTS fan (with brains): Great, a new RTS! I'll see what people write about it.

by Marzillius August 24, 2008

red lantern alert

Beware of asian drivers, when one of them cuts you off or just does a dumb driving maneuver in front or beside you throwing your car in peril.

This term comes from the observation that many asian drivers (in Toronto) have red lanterns hanging from thier rear view mirrors. When you would be driving and your passenger might say to you, "Hey, watch out for the red lantern alert to the right!" Seeing an asian driver merging into your lane minus the proper signal lights and disregard for the driver's car in question.

by Sparebear75 April 29, 2007

Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.

Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!

by Bitchbetterbegood May 24, 2024