A fork of Rural Dictionary
n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.
Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice... Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!
Three dudes nailing one chick. One anal, one oral & one in the vag.
When a drunk girl approaches a table a dudes, flirts and goes home with all of them...at the same time. She'said looking to get a Kentucky restraining order
Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex? Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her. Person One: What? Person Two: Exactly.
What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.