A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.
Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.
After A Female/Male has sex doggy style the one that has been fucked up the arse's arse gets hurt and stings, that is why they call it RING sting.
Dude 1#-Oh man i just got fucked up the arse and my arse hurts like shit!
Dude 2#-Huh, you must have ring sting then, your fault for being a fucking gay man.
A soreness/redness/itching of the bum hole area- often associated with chaffing.
Primarily caused by consuming garlic tobasco in copious amounts.
Phil: "How's the chafe pat?"
Pat: "This is easily the worst case of chilli ring sting i've ever had"
When basic ring sting is surpassed and your sphincter enters the realms of hell.
Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.
A hot Chinese curry, that is as hot coming out as it is going in...
Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon
I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang