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Dirty Rodeo Clown

When you suspect your partner is playing a Dirty Rodeo on you while engaging in sexual intercourse and you reply with "Me too."

I pulled a Dirty Rodeo Clown on Matt when he tried to get me with the Dirty Rodeo.

by Rikel August 08, 2008

manhattan rodeo clown

When you are behind your girl going at it while she is on her period. You then pull out shove her down paint a clown face and yell "I'M WALKING HERE!"

"Man last night she was mess. I gave her a Manhattan Rodeo Clown, then stepped off."

by Spray and Pray September 16, 2015

Reverse Rodeo Clown

After one realizes there is no TP in a public bathroom, they climb up on top of the sink, squat down (backwards) and splash water on their boom hole until clean.

-Dude there is no TP in here.
-Not a big deal, just pull a reverse rodeo clown. I'll be your lookout.

by highlyhumorous May 22, 2011

Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown

A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".

"Hey eat a dick you dildo riding rodeo clown"

by Grammar Giant June 24, 2014

Upside down rodeo clown

While laying down with your head on the ground your feet are on the wall and then the girl gives you a blow job by turning around and then bending backwards

Last night L Dog got an upside down rodeo clown from KB's friend

by Sunshine 18 April 27, 2009

Clown Rodeo

Sex act which involves one male having sex with a female in the doggy style position, and one man hiding in a closet dressed in a clown costume.
While the man is having sex, the friend in the closet jumps out a yells CLOWN RODEO! The male having sex then tightens his grip on the female and proceeds to ride her like a bull while she is freakin out trying to get away.
P.S. 10 Seconds recieves a perfect score, harder then you would think.

Hey bro lets run a CLOWN RODEO on that dirty ass hoe!

by Sittin Sidewayz May 07, 2007