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Niran: welcome everyone to the fng transfer round up
“Round ‘em up, get on back” something Broden Likes to say when having sexual relations. Which causes him to need his morning brown.
-Broden, “When I fuck I like to say, Round ‘em up, get on back” -Aunty Donnas Big Ol house of fun.
Round up in used to kill plants. Plants that are Round up ready won't be killed by the chemical. Also can be said if you crop dust someone, "fart as you walk past them ".
I hope your round up ready, because I just crop dusted you!
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..." Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
A game in which one swings a ball attatched to a string over their head. This person then chases others with the goal of wrapping the ball around their legs, which will make them fall.
Ted whirled the ball like a dervich in an intense game of Bogo-round up
This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.
a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up. a: Thanks dude. b: No prob. I hate this job anyways. a: Yeah, screw the man.