Country Dictionary

A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.

person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.

A person named Shod's cock.

DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!

Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.

He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

When a person who is usually lucid is confused.

Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?

Shlock ~ shemale cock.

"Holy shit she's got a cock!"
"No bro, it's called shlock and it's colossal"

Someone who talks with food in their mouth

“John is such a shlock”