Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .

"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"

by abit too black person September 17, 2023

boi shut yo crusty ass up

The proper way to start a roast when you are about to fuck a bitch up hella hard and he knows what's going down too but he doesn't wanna admit it

Boi shut yo crusty ass up yo gah damn Oprah Winfrey LooKiN ass negga

by COnDoMTEnt November 19, 2015

Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga

Once said by the legendary discord packer "No-lungs Chunks". He says this when he asks some one a question and when they try to answer he interrupts them mid-sentence. If he succeees he gets 1 point, starting a "forced upon" points game with them. You don't need to be gay or black to be adressed by this sentence.

Chunks: "Yo Tim, did you call Dequavious yet?"
Tim: "I did, but he said-..."
Chunks: "Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga."
Tim: "Aaaiiighttt"
Chunks: "Let's gooo. 1-0 baby."

by Schedeladmirer June 20, 2022

Shut yo bitch ass up

A common phrase used by the black population

Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up

by Fetch008 March 16, 2024

boi shut yo sensitive ass up

A meme originating from a youtube comment.It is displayed with a meme (or stupid)Video above and the sentences below are comments

Person1:This Video is so powerful,im in tears
Person2:boi shut yo sensitive ass up

Person2:nevermind I just cried

by Meganiggafaggot October 24, 2017

shut yo ass up

something that a gangster would say

Elias:Hey! have you ever heard of deeznuts?

Niels:SHUT YO ASS UP!!!

by EElias1999 February 06, 2022