A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is social media shorthand for -Shitting in My Pants Laughing- Used for when LOL and LMAO are just not enough to express how hilarious Someones fucking post, statement or picture actually was.
someone posts "Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil was the first to walk on the moon and Michael likes to fuck little boys" You reply "SIMPL"
something that's so obvious that it's a victory. Something that's good, that's commendable.
You got that thot's number????? That's a fuckin simple.
as in not complicated.
"god! why don't you get it?!?! it's so simple... I wanna DO you! do i have to spell it out for you?"
A word used to belittle someone who isn't in fact, 'simple', usually by people who fit the adjective themselves.
Person superior in intelligence, culture and wit: You really are a pointless, thick, ugly piece of scum. Why don't you leave me alone, you bullying scumbag. Charv: Sorry that you are simple, like (but spoken in a coarse manner). Ironic for the charv to call someone simple considering their lifestyles(binge drinking, generally yobbery and scum-baggery). Reference: Kirkley Hall Agriculture College, Northumberland.
When somebody makes an critical mistake when they're overcomplicating things that are clearly straigthforward, somebody will have to point the flaw in their argument. Most of the times this includes an simplification.
Person 1: Women have more STD than men. This means that men are sluts, because if the women were the sluts men should have equal or more STD . Person 2: You can't conclude that. You don't know who has sex with whom. Men have less sex, less risk of STDs. Women have more sex, more likely to have STDs. Simple as that.