Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Santa's Sleigh

The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.

"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."

by Commy Dickhead July 22, 2008

Sleigh ride

When you give someone a handjob while wearing bangles.

"What was that sound I heard last night?"
"Oh it was some bitch giving me a sleigh ride."

by I mean yeah September 05, 2011

sleigh faggot

a man who prefers handjobs from a man over those of a woman

bobby is such a sleigh faggot, man

by DAD?!?! November 16, 2011

Guiding the sleigh

to, during a threesome or more, taking the penis from the front while the other stake it from the side

"Lenna, this night. . . you are guiding the sleigh."

"Oh yes, I will, John," says Lenna, with a happy tone.

by Kitty UWU's December 06, 2019

sleigh ride

when a male inserts his penis into his girls ass on top of the stairs. He then proceeds to push her down the stairs, and rides her down, simmilar to a sliegh ride

My girlfriends got rugburn from our sleigh ride

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Sleigh Bells

The international sound of snow.

Oh, sleigh bells! I wish it was snowing.

by musicalmarauder September 25, 2010

Sleigh Ride

The act of doing a poo and a fart. It comes as a result of the German world for Sleigh ride which is Schlittenfahrt which sounds like Shit and Fart.

After eating a dodgy kebab I did a massive sleigh ride the next morning.

by Golden Lemur December 13, 2010