A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like, something you have always dreamed of and never knew it. Period. Words can't describe.
That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.
A development of the term "schlong," or larger than average penis.
"Man, did you see that guys slong? I'm so jealous..."
As long. "Slong" is a new contraction of the phrase "as long (as)".
slong as you don't shit on my dick, I'll stick it in your pooper
A gopping vagina, one that smells after a night out, or due to a lack of feminine hygiene. a disco fanny. Also a term used when something in general is disgusting, horrid and vile.
"That girls skirt is so short I can see her baggy slonge" Girl 1- "Have you just opened a tin of cat food?" Girl 2- "No that's my Gopping Slonge"
another word for being fucked or shagged by a man with a large penis
"he slonged you there bird"