A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.
Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny
"due to his utter spasticity"
"your spasticity is unpresidented"
people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.
god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!
Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.
1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."
2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."
I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication
I spasticated to completion
1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man
Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags