A fork of Rural Dictionary
N. A term used in the dirtbike scene when describing someone who obviously isn't very good. They are usually on a crappy stock bike with no aftermarket parts, wearing unmatched ghetto gear, sitting down most of the time (injuries are exceptions as long as yoo look the part), elbows are down instead of out, and various other ridiculous things that should never be seen on a dirtbike track.
Jenn: "OMG I have a great story about this spode that Soule told me..."
Sam: "Well...?"
Jenn: "So there was this guy riding a KDX at the MX finals in Marysville and he was wearing rubber boots and stuff. And he does this weird bar turn every time he jumps and he almost eats shit. And he went over this double completely rear-end high and nosed in and cartwheeled. And he did the same thing every lap."
Sam: "Dude, he sounds like a total spode."
Jenn: "He was. Let's go roast a nug now."
The god from the game Spore developed by Maxis. Many have theorized that Spode could be Will Wright, the creator of Spore, or the player themself.
Ex 1: Oh Spode I'm about to be eaten by an epic!
Ex 2: The Zealots of Spode despise the followers of The God That Will Come.
A despicable person, oft times also a grungy person. Synonymous with the insult "douche-bag."
That greasy haired spode at the bar just grabbed my girlfriend's butt!
n. (sp O d)
This term originated in the Motocross scene as a term used to bash the newer, slower, novice riders. It has since evolved to generally mean someone or something (usu. vehicles) that is physically slow and boring, though not through a mental or physical fault in the case of human application.
Motocross, classic usage:
"Hey, what was that spode's best lap time?"
People:
"My sister's boyfriend is a real spode; he just sits around eating Doritos and slowly becoming part of her couch."
Vehicles:
"Of all the automobiles created in the 20th century, history will look upon the Mazda Miata as the biggest spode of them all."
Noun: Clueless neophyte able to inadvertently stumble into disastrous consequences. Used exclusively in a condescending manner.
That kid next door ran his bike into a parked car. What a spode.
To spontaneously explode in an adorable way, usually involving stuffed animals, hearts, and lots of sparkling glitter.
I was filled with so much love, I thought I was gonna spode!