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An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.

"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

Used to describe the shape your hand makes pleasuring a women. Fingers and thumbs in anus and vagina.

She squirted last night after I used the stapler.

A tool to break your fingers with

I broke my finger with a stapler

Jason Grace's love interest, competing with the brick for Jason's everlasting love - the most epic love triangle of all time

1: Jason x Stapler is my OTP!!
2: Stfu, he belongs with the brick!!!
1: NOOOO JASON X STAPLER!
2: BRASON!
1: STAPLER!!
3: Percy Jackson is such a gEnERiC, nORmAL fandom