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SWAT TEAM!

some thing you yell, when someone is holding an object or about to catch something and another person hits it down with their hand

Amado came out of no where and swatted the aproaching frisbee thrown by bijan.....it hit the ground and amado yelled "SWAT TEAM!" as he taunted.

by bobby and bijan February 27, 2008

swat team

Variation of washing the dog in which one testicle is inserted in a girl's asshole, while the other one is inserted in the girl's vagina. Named after the common police technique of sending one unit through the back, and one through the front. Believed to be of a higher degree of difficulty than washing the dog

"Her ass and her vag where so far apart, I'm pretty sure I sprained my left nut trying to swat team her"

by dahv dahv May 06, 2008

SWAT Team

Where a man takes his penis and penetrates a persons asshole without using lubrication.

"Mauricia is walking funny because Eric SWAT Teamed her last night."

by C Murdaaaa January 03, 2010

SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."

Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.

by Zappin' Nap May 20, 2012

SWAT Team

A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.

Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team

by Jack De August 09, 2008

The Multi-Colored Swat Team

The main elemant in the grand army of the Man, it is responsible fo rcrushing more pink cookies than all others combined

The multi colored swat team strikes again

by martay February 18, 2003

Liam swat team

This is the name you give "liam" if he is not so nice.

Shut up liam swat team!

by StapleBucket267 May 11, 2021