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it's like the eiffel tower, but it's where a guy lays down on the floor, one girl sitting on his face, the other on his dick and the girls high five, thus making the triangular sail shape.
We should totally sailboat that dude
blow-boaters, the worst kind of boaters humanly possible, make boating suck
We are sailboaters, so therefore we have to make sure there is enough blowing going on on our boat.
sort of like motorboating, but you instead of placing your face in between the breasts, one just leans back and "blows the wind into a girls sails" aka breasts less awakward and easier to do in public
hey jess, can i motorboat you?
no way! we're in the middle of a bar, but you can sailboat me!
blow away!
(n.) (synonym for sluts)
-referring to sluts in the manner or basis that girls (sluts) are just like sailboats; riding a sailboat is great fun, just as sailboats are great to look at and examine it's special unique features that every boat does not retain(same with hotties when enjoying tits, ass and facial features); but messing with the masts, the angles, wind direction and whatnot gets old quick.
Similar to playing with the same hottie for an overly extended period of time, you get bored and wanna jump off the boat just as why you always anchor the sailboat, jump off and go for a swim. Even though your sailboat(slut) may be very intriguing and fun to play with, you always want to upgrade.
hence the reason why large sailboats will have a jet ski or jet boat on the back, just as we keep hotties on the backburner.
friend A: Bra, that sailboat wanted to wife me up
friend B: Jesus dude, same here man. thats why i had to sail asap
friend C: ya man, thats why you gotta get on the boat, go for a quick sail around, then hit the docks to find a new boat to sail for a few days
Random Guy: F*cking sailboats
Random Guy's friend: oh sluts sluts sluts
Used in a sentence: got some sexy sailboats out here today
sluts gap
A three-some consisting of two girls and a guy. The guy lays on his back while one girls rides him and the other sits on his face. The two girls face each other holdings hands, creating a triangle or "Sail".
The same thing as Eiffel tower but for 2 girls, 1 guy.
ddannnggggg! Dina and Snooks really know how to go sailboating!!
The acting of rocking a mans member (aka sailboat) back and forth inside a womans vagina (aka cum-boat), this process is refered to as surfing her seas, after which the man finishes within her, this process is refered to as "unloading cargo"
*all aspects must be followed to be considered sailboating
Friend 1: "Dude, what'd you do last night?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just some sailboating."
Friend 1: "Idiot! Think she'll get pregnant?"
Friend 2: "I dont care, not my bitch."
The art of coercing a monkey to blow his load into you mouth so you can get high off his jizz.
Bill and Jerry like to go sailboating in the jungles of Costa Rica, because they prefer the old fashion way of getting stoned.